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Friday, December 17, 2004

Missouri's Finest

An Amber Alert was issued earlier today for a fetus that was removed from a murdered woman's body in Skidmore, MO. Authorities announced the Amber Alert because they believed the baby could still be alive.

When questioned about the brutal slaying, Nodaway County Sheriff Ben Espey remarked, "Someone was wanting a baby awful bad."

Ya think? Thanks for the clarification, Rosco P. Coltrane. With deductive reasoning skills like those, Boss Hogg will probably offer you a mighty fine raise.

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