maro Lip Schtick: Fire in the holep

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Fire in the hole

Apparently someone decided it would be a good idea to set a few fires inside the Moore WalMart last night.

If there are any police or fire peronnel who read Lip Schtick, I'm sure I'll be at the top of their list of suspects.

A WalMart haiku, if you will
A WalMart haiku, if you will (the sequel)

It's OK, though. I have an alibi ... I was on the grassy knoll.

8 Comments:

Blogger Lexagirl said...

Your Walmart Haiku & sequel absolutely cracked me up.
I definitely have to link to your site if you don't object.

2:37 PM  
Blogger LilRed said...

Heck no, Lexagirl, I don't mind at all. In fact, please do! And thanks for letting me know. I always try to return the favor when possible (unless your blog is devoted to Satan worship or some sort of whacked out S & M involving duct tape and gag balls).

Glad you stopped by!

3:17 PM  
Blogger mick said...

So, you're a big Stephen King fan?

5:53 PM  
Blogger Lexagirl said...

Actually, I sold my duct tape & gag balls in my last garage sale...
Kidding!

10:12 AM  
Blogger LilRed said...

Mick - I feel a little odd because I djon't quite know what you mean. Please elaborate.

Lexagirl - Awesome! I hope you made some good cash with your sales of scary erotica! Tee hee.

11:59 AM  
Blogger Mick said...

Forgive me, elaboration is not instinctive for me...just sounded like you have Firestarter traits, and wondering if you had a hot time at your Sr. Prom, and if have a big mean slobbering dog hanging out in the front yard....

2:30 PM  
Blogger LilRed said...

Mick - How big of a dumbass am I? Thanks for reeling me back in.

And don't forget...

all work and no play makes Mick a dull boy
all work and no play makes Mick a dull boy
all work and no play makes Mick a dull boy
all work and no play makes Mick a dull boy
all work and no play makes Mick a dull boy
all work and no play makes Mick a dull boy

(or girl...I wan't quite sure).

2:46 PM  
Blogger La Chat Noir said...

I really did sell some unmentionables at my garage sale last summer .... a great idea for a post, perhaps!

12:30 PM  

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