maro Lip Schtick: A WalMart haiku, if you willp

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

A WalMart haiku, if you will

WalMart is evil,
serviced by minions of hell...
it must be destroyed.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about....

People wandering
Make me crazy, watch out ass!
Walmart sux big ones

12:06 PM  
Blogger RedDirt said...

Walking through the store
I cry to the cold cosmos,
"Why the aisle crap?"

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truly a "low rent" facility, Target rules......

1:01 PM  
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1:01 PM  
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1:05 PM  
Blogger Kelley said...

My own Wal-Mart Haiku:

Hotter than hellfire,
thirty checkstands, six open...
murders sole proprietors!

2:42 AM  
Blogger Jamie said...

I have two:

fatasses fill carts
full of crap for greedy kids
next stop: mickey dees.

high price to pay for:
"always low prices. always."
my town looks like yours.

11:03 AM  
Anonymous momof2 said...

go Jamie!

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My wal-mart haiku

Falling prices and blue vests
Cart full of low-quality crap
I don't need most of it

1:38 PM  
Blogger '*\~>Chris?<~/*' said...

that was a nice idea-thanks-my sister works there but I am all about small local business' thriving and Wal-Mart going away

9:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you don't like it
Do not shop there. Quit whining
About other folks.

9:15 PM  

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