maro Lip Schtick: Pet peeves - #2p

Friday, July 29, 2005

Pet peeves - #2

Hey! You know that sign in the parking garage that says Small Car Parking ONLY?

Oh, you do, eh?

Well, let me just remind you that your big-ass, gas-guzzling, environment-slaying, would-look-better-in-the-Australian-outback-where-it-belongs Hummer doesn't qualify as a small friggin' car!

Dillhole!

5 Comments:

Blogger Okiedoke said...

Now, now, Red. It probably was a Hummer II. You know, the smaller one.

8:46 PM  
Blogger Okiedoke said...

Off topic -

Is it just me, or are the dates of your blog posts all screwed up?

8:49 PM  
Blogger Kelley said...

Man. You sound like me...especially now, in Phoenix, AZ, in the beginning of August. Any patience or tolerance (not that I really have any!) go out the window.

The other ones I hate...pickups. Pickups parked in the space backward. Long bed pickups whose drivers don't have any godd**m idea where their back end "ends" and who insist on parking so they can "drive out" rather than reverse. They end up taking up 2 spaces, sometimes 4 (the one behind them and the ones on the sides,too!).

ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!
I'm with you on this one!

10:38 PM  
Blogger marie b. said...

there are only two compact car spaces per level in our lot.

for some reason, an assmunch in an SUV seems to want to park diagonally across both of the spaces on our level. all. the. damn. time.

i'm going to key his goddamn car next time.

9:00 AM  
Blogger ticharu said...

Ticharu feels bad, Ticharu drives a big ass truck, an F350 crew cab of all things, I think it gets 10 miles to the gallon. I wouldn't drive such a beast if I lived in the city. I mostly walked when I lived in the city. Now I live in the sticks, and normal puny vehicles are swallowed up in my driveway, and there's no snow plow, and there is junk from the previous generations all over my property which I couldn't possibly hope to remove with a normal vehicle. Etc. etc. That said, when I do venture into town, I try to park in the nether reaches of the parking lot because I know my huge whopping truck is gonna need a space and a half and parts of the spaces on both sides as well.
When we run out of oil, I'll go back to walking!

12:37 PM  

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