maro Lip Schtick: Just a sprinkle a day ...p

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Just a sprinkle a day ...

I just went to the grocery store to pick up a couple of items, and I gotta tell ya. It ain't appetizing when the cashier has B.O. that kicks it like VanDamme.

You work in a grocery store! There's all sorts of deodorant at your fingertips!

Please partake in a little shower-fresh goodness!

Says the girl who has spent the past few days doctoring a sinkhole on her head.


Anonymous Kerry said...

eeeewww! B.O. is nasty! I figure their nastiness is helping me... i lose my appetite when i smell their funk. Whats with not using a little soap and water... cant they smell themselves!?

Good luck with the sinkhole. ;)

8:36 AM  
Blogger Jill said...

try working as a hotel clerk when a guest arrives from the airport and since he was of a "sect" of some kind in Inda, he did not wear deoderant. His smell could have choked a horse.

10:26 AM  
Blogger nicole said...

I once rode a packed Greyhound for 5.5 hours next to a man who didn't believe in anti-perspirant. It was that deep down, never been deodorized funk wafting towards me the entire time.

It wouldn't have been so bad if he didn't have his arms folded over a big ass briefcase so his underarms were exposed the entire trip.

I arrived in DC with a splitting migraine and an irreversible hatred for motorcoaches.

8:49 PM  

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