maro Lip Schtick: Post-partum depression? That's alien to me.p

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Post-partum depression? That's alien to me.

I know I'm not the first person to think this, and I certainly won't be the last.

But that Katie Holmes better hope that her post-pregnant days go smoothly.

Because although her wacky boyfriend believes in aliens, post-partum depression, he does not.


Blogger Jill said...

Not only had she better hope she does not have PP depression, she'd better hope for c-section with general anesthesia so she wont yell! What to the Christian Scientists have to say about baby before marriage?

8:31 AM  
Blogger Laurie said...

I've been wondering if that's even his kid.

He wasn't able to impregnante either of his first two wives, and now suddenly he's all manly and fertile?

Maybe it's a space alien scientology baby! Immaculate conception aboard a spaceship!


9:40 AM  
Anonymous Dee said...

apparently in scientology the woman isnt allowed to make a sound during child birth and then isnt aloud to speak for the first week after having the baby.

7:01 PM  
Blogger The Crutnacker said...

Perhaps it was some sort of probe. God help the kid when he/she realizes what he/she was born into.

5:49 AM  
Blogger The Scarlett said...

Vitamins and exercise, Katie. That's all you need. Forget that the majority that experience post-partum depression are still taking their prenatal vitamins. Forget that usually after childbirth you have next to no time to sleep let alone spend some quality time on the treadmill. What? I'm being glib? Well, I've done my research bucko. It's called giving birth! You haven't done the research! You can't handle the truth!

I have three words for Tom: Bite me. Hard

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Anna said...

I had to laugh at the post and the comments. Good stuff here, as usual! :)

11:24 AM  
Blogger Miss Krys said...

Bet she didn't think of that before banging the Top Gun!

1:16 AM  
Blogger Miladysa said...


4:13 AM  
Blogger Just Wandering said...

Haha! Never thought of that :)

7:50 PM  
Blogger cube said...

I don't think its Crazy Cruise's kid either. I hear he stretched his testicles so much, that he broke them. I also hear he likes to take all kinds of pain medication for his hyper-stretched testicles syndrome (HTS), but he won't let Kate have an epidural during childbirth. The nerve of this loon.

1:01 PM  
Anonymous MorningGlory said...

Yeah, and what's with the new moniker, Kate??? During her days on Dawson's Creek, she was always known as Katie. I don't think that changing your beard, I mean fiance's name is even in the basic Scientology tenets!!!

10:58 AM  
Anonymous MorningGlory said...

BTW, since when do you, Thomas Cruise Mapother IV have time to do all this "research" on post-partum depression (PPD)? What with boinking your fiance', your manic episodes on talk show couches, and filming MI:3, it's hard to believe a high school dropout such as yourself would have the time? I hardly think reading a few books and an internet search makes one an expert on perinatal depression in WOMEN! Sure hope Kate doesn't suffer from it, otherwise you might be looking a bit glib, er should I say smug??? Do us all a favor...stick to making those over-rated, ridiculously expensive, and senseless movies of yours.

3:11 PM  

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