maro Lip Schtick: Why me?p

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Why me?

It never fails that, in a social setting, I always attract the guys I don't want to attract.

Why is this?

Now, I may not be Catherine Zeta-Jones, but I'm no Kathy Bates, either.

And it's even harder when you're dressed in a Halloween costume. Who can be themselves in a costume?

All I'm saying is this:

Count Dracula I can handle.

But Count Dorkula? You need not apply.


Blogger Lady Godiva said...

LOL. At least you're attracting something... law of averages, bound to hit a good one soon!

8:46 PM  
Blogger Laurie said...

count dorkula.. hahaha..

I seem to attract that type, too.

what was your costume?

8:50 AM  
Blogger Dr. Pants said...

Dude -- it's cool if you're not into me, but do you have to savage me here on the Inter-web?

Damn...that's cold.

Dorkula out.

12:15 PM  
Blogger Uncle Pavian said...

Huh? Kathy Bates is hot.

12:03 AM  
Blogger nicole said...

I'm with you sister.

Up until recently, I either got saddled with Count Dorkula, Count Jerkula, or the crowd favorite, Count Methuselah.

But trust me, it all pans out eventually. I mean, if it did for me then it will for ALL of us.

8:43 PM  

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