maro Lip Schtick: Hells bellsp

Monday, November 14, 2005

Hells bells

I'm sorry.

But isn't church where you are supposed to be able to go without fear of judgment or condemnation? I'm pretty sure that those two attributes were not at the top of Jesus' "ways to influence people" list.

Quote I spotted on a church marquee today:

Try Jesus.
If you don't like him, Satan will always take you back.

No wonder churches have such a hard time attracting new members these days.

3 Comments:

Blogger Laurie said...

Yeah, nothing like some coercive scare tactics to make one want to go thru those doors.

8:22 AM  
Blogger Ceres said...

I don't want to go to a church with that kind of guarantee.

11:54 AM  
Blogger The Scarlett said...

The "take you back" part sounds way harsh. I had no idea Satan ever had me but I guess if it's on a church marquee ... 'cause, they wouldn't lie, would they? Unless, the devil made them do it.

Sounds kind of like the Church of the Immaculate Threateners to me!

1:25 PM  

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