maro Lip Schtick: All I want for Christmasp

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

All I want for Christmas

I've decided what I want for Christmas more than anything in the whole world ...

... is for the huge knot of a zit I have growing just on the inside of my nostril to rid itself of my face immediately.

If you can figure out a way to make that happen, please let me know.


Blogger Walter Jeffries said...

Time. They go away in time. Leave it alone though!

11:33 AM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

I don't know how to help with your nose, but reading that made Diet Coke shoot out of mine. Nice work!

2:54 PM  
Anonymous The Incurable Insomniac said...

It's better than a boil on the bum. Not that I have one... I'm just saying.

One year, a guy who was in a blues band with me got a boil on his bum just in time for our New Year's Eve gig. He even wrote a song about it and sang it that night. AFTER everyone was good and plowed, that is.

3:18 PM  
Blogger Justin24601 said...

Clinique Spot Treatment. Nothing better.

10:22 PM  
Blogger nicole said...

Jebus, INSIDE your nose??? That's some horrible form of torture unbenownst to me in all my zit-pickin years.

Let us all bow our heads...

11:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Had one start inside my nose and then actually erupted on the outside of my nose... with a beutiful ingrown hair that had grown straight through!


BTW...Pulled it out and it was huge, over a quarter of an inch... healed quite nicely though.

Remeber that one SEWBLS?

5:33 PM  

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