maro Lip Schtick: Frey'd sickeningp

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Frey'd sickening

Do you ever get sick to your stomach and think, "If only I could throw up ... I'd feel so much better."

Well, I have the remedy for you.

The next time you get a stomach bug and need to induce vomiting, keep a copy of this on hand (via Nicole).

As soon as you begin reading, you won't be able to hold anything down.

7 Comments:

Blogger Helen said...

I much prefer to keep it down there and let it fully digest. Pepto-Bismol always worked great for me!
More Peace..............

9:25 PM  
Blogger nicole said...

Someone reads my blog! Someone reads my blog! :D

Yeah, this just goes above and beyond the old "men are from mars" mantra, doesn't it?

Still not understanding how this dude even got a date, much less a WIFE.

9:27 PM  
Anonymous wez said...

Yeah, either that or 100cc of Ipecac. Never the less this guy is not crazy. If you can quite happily draw up a legally-binding-document to demand your needs, you are simply perverted.

Oh, how I hope he gets the death penalty. Im from the UK so I enjoy watch pilgrims die. Wait, just fucking wait.. I know that sounds slightly odd if not evil. However we don't even have drive-by shootings over here and I'm only going off what I see in American movies but if Will Smith can get shot and still look like a freakin' badass, why can't I?

Yeah so, congrats on all your accomplished violence. We brits do love Americans despite what those assholes will have you believe.

11:08 PM  
Blogger CISSY said...

My question is always...did he hide this sickening side so well BEFORE marriage that this came as a shock? Or did the wife think he would change after she said "I do"?
No, I'm not in any way blaming her, just wondering how some sicko like this could even GET a wife.

Well, maybe his new "husband" in prison will have a contract for him.

12:48 AM  
Blogger Justin said...

CISSY,

I was thinking the same thing. You beat me to it.

I wonder if inmates have internet access? If so, someone big guy could be waiting for him, with contract in hand.

10:18 AM  
Blogger EKWisdom said...

Isn't this sick?! I read it last week and was completely mortified that there are people like this out there. I mean, I knew there were, but I read the stuff he wrote in that contract. Ugh! It was in pdf format and appeared to have been copied, many, many times. There is a good chance that many men used a similar one and down the line, all their sick, demented fantasies have been added. Eeew...

11:21 AM  
Anonymous Bug said...

What a demented shmuck! Some people *grr*

11:35 AM  

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