maro Lip Schtick: More Grandpa stuffp

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

More Grandpa stuff

My Grandpa cracked me up. He was gruff as hell; didn't have much to say. But when he did, it was usually a lively conversation.

My mom told me the other day that he hated the word "piss."

I think that's funny. I wonder what made him loathe that particular word.

Maybe it's because someone ascared the piss out of him once.

Man, I bet he was pissed.

Miss you, Pa.


Blogger nicole said...

Okay, can I tell you that I laughed out LOUD when I hit "ascared the piss out of him?" It's frickin 1:10am!!!

12:11 AM  
Blogger fuckoff said...

My granddad would tell me disturbing stuff.
I remember one time he showed me the thumb he had whacked with a hammer and somehow it looked like a beautiful sunset. I looked a little closer and then asked him about the tiny hole near the bottom of his nail and he said, "Oh, that's where I bored in with my pocket-knife to let the swelling out."

Twenty years later, I am still in awe of this totally gross moment.

12:30 AM  
Blogger fuckoff said...

Hey, thanks for the visit.

1:39 AM  

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