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Friday, April 21, 2006


Last night I realized another of my highly irrational fears.

I am terrified of getting a gigantuan splinter gouged into my tongue while eating a popsicle.

Crazy? A little.

But possible? Absolutely.

Therefore ... my horror ensues.


Blogger Helen said...

Danger lurks in the most innocent looking places. It's the devil in disguise! Run!

6:21 PM  
Anonymous nicole said...

Okay well how often do you eat popsicles?

8:38 PM  
Anonymous The Incurable Insomniac said...

Solution: Ice Cream Dove Bars!

9:52 PM  
Blogger jack said...

there is always new dish to try! noodle sounds safe ... uhh.. well they might strangle you to death though

8:31 AM  
Blogger sporked tongue said...

At least you aren't having dreams every week that bubble gum is tearing tissue off your tongue. It could always be worse.

11:22 AM  
Blogger Robin said...

Crazy? A little.

Possible? Absolutely.

Funny? Yup.

(You know, if you contacted the Popsicle people expressing this fear, maybe they would write you a nice letter telling you how safe their popsicle sticks has a link called "Parents/Contact Us" where you can ask a general question or express a concern about a product... boy, clearly I have too much time on my hands...)

6:40 PM  
Blogger JoyceB said...

Ahhhh. Now I have yet another terrible image to flicker through my imagination when I can't sleep and am flipping through that mental image gallery of usless worries and strange phobias.

8:33 AM  

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