maro Lip Schtick: Turn down the gas - PLEASE ... an addendum, if you willp

Monday, June 19, 2006

Turn down the gas - PLEASE ... an addendum, if you will

By the way, guys. Farting in a Bath and Body Works-type store is just as inappropriate.

Just because everything smells all beautiful and floral and fruity in there, doesn't mean your flatulence will be hidden.

If anything, just the opposite effect holds true.

So please refrain.

No one wants to smell wind breakage mixed with cucumber melon.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Incurable Insomniac said...

Sorry! (Snicker...)

2:26 PM  
Anonymous nicole said...

That's just the nastiest thought. There's nothing worse than gardenia-scented anus air. GUH!!!

11:49 PM  

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