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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Boring schmoring

I read a story today that named Jennifer Aniston "the most boring celebrity ever."

So, she's a little boring.

Who cares?!

I mean, hells bells!

If I had a bod like hers, a sense of humor like hers, hair like hers, a smile like hers, and a bank account like hers ... well, I could stand to be a little boring too!

And, if you can snag the likes of Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn, then I say more boredom to ya!


Blogger Helen said...

Boring, I suspect, because they can't find any trash to print at the moment!

5:17 PM  
Anonymous nicole said...

I'm sorry but I have to agree with that article -- Jennifer Aniston has got to be THE most boring celebrity in existence. I really can't even look at her.

But Helen has a point. There really ISN'T anything to talk about right now. "Boredom" should never garner the cover of a magazine.

9:47 PM  
Blogger CGHill said...

I think at least part of this boredom stems from massive overexposure; there was one People cover last year she wasn't on, maybe.

And really, the only thing I can think of about her that strikes me as remotely distinctive is that she wears a ring on her third toe rather than the second.

Well, yes, she's pretty - this is an occupational requirement - and yes, she's dated some studly-appearing guys, but it's no different from you or I dipping into the company pool: this is what she works with.

5:28 AM  
Anonymous Kerry said...

I dont like her and I could see why she might be titled boring. Does she do anything? The same hair, the same smile the same character in EVERY movie she's in. Can she change it up ... even a little?

12:50 PM  

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