maro Lip Schtick: Guts vs. ballsp

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Guts vs. balls

Someone sent me this recently. I thought I'd share it, to see it you think there is a real difference between having guts and having balls.

Guts and Balls -The Medical Distinction
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.

GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, sporting lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.


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